BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE
by jim richmond
The number of Americans who would be upset if their son or daughter married outside their political party has tripled in the last 20 years, according to sociologists.
"Mom, dad, I want you to meet Billy, The love of my life and we're going to get married!"
"Tell us a bit about his family and where Billy went to school, sweetheart."
"Oh, mom. Billy has a doctorate degree from Harvard, in quantum theory. And his parents are the third most wealthy people in United States. Give 45 million dollars every year for breast cancer research, child Abuse prevention, and spay neutering, adoption of homeless cats and dogs."
"Of course dear, I bet you can tell daddy and me that they also voted for The Donald and want the radical Muslims and the illegal aliens deported from America as soon as possible."
"Not exactly mama."
"Oh Pumpkin, we're gonna haft to talk with the pastor Sunday next."